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No Wizard that there is or was
Comedians in cars getting coffee, just without the old cars and the expensive coffee... well, and without Jerry Seinfeld... so really just a lot of comedians and a bit of music and some nice pictures.

None of this is mine

smartgirlsattheparty:

amypoehler:

Everything about Amy Poehler is impishly angelic. This delightful juxtaposition runs deeply through her comedy, as well, starting with the stark contrast between her appearance and love of raunchy humor. A Massachusetts native, expletives come naturally to her. She follows each shocking and Boston-accented “f*ckin’ asshole” (words she has uttered on many talk shows, to the audience’s delight) with a full-bodied and gleeful laugh. “Poehler’s laugh begins as a chuckle and crescendos to a side-splitting guffaw,” describes Sean Evans of the Daily News. However, her adorableness is not cloyingly sweet nor that of a girlish people-pleaser, but rather a misleading outer appearance that makes her raunchiness and ridiculousness all the more comedic. x

happy birthday, amy! (16.09.1971)

Happiest of Birthdays to this delightfully remarkable Smart Girl ♥ 

cyberfricking:

are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography

we-arethewildthings:

Thank you so much, John Oliver.

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

allthingseurope:

Rainy Edinburgh (by The Globetrotting photographer)

sarannabay:

Today someone asked John Oliver whom he would “marry, sleep with, [and] kill,” given Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Bill Maher, to which he answered “Fuck Jon, marry Jon, and die with Jon.”  I feel the Internet should know this.  

securelyinsecure:

Happy Birthday, Jessica Williams!

Jessica joined The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2012 at the tender age of 22, making her the show’s youngest cast member ever as well as its first black female correspondent.

“It’s impossible to be perfect, and you won’t do a good job if you’re too focused on proving yourself to others. Instead, I try to envision myself succeeding in whatever I’m doing.”


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